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@3 ASTRONOMY:
Hi, fans, Delia Dalton here, with your guide to the foods.
This month in our astronomy section I am going to show you how to make
a banana surprise!
This recipe is a little something that I made up while on the train.
Well, whilst on the loo on the train actually, but it is fun!
We will be requiring some items for this column, so the editor has
helped me out a little bit as he said he would write out the list of
utensils which will be required to participate, strange really because I
didn't know he knew much about food.
Here it is:
1 Star Map #7More>>>
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A telescope
A digitiser
Hmmm, strange utensils, but you can't argue with the lad really, he is
a nice lad when it comes to helping his mums friends.
[5I normally just use a banana and a bowl full of delicious fruits.
Instruction number one requires you
to search around your house for
some fruits. Pears, apples and suchlike.
Make sure they all fit in your
bowl. #7More>>>
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Now take a banana, make sure you pay for @3it, and peel the skin off.
Place the banana slices in your fruit bowl. Et voila, you've made a err...
Mess.
Now, place the fruit bowl on a table in front of the kitchen door, just
in view of any unsuspecting person walking in to the kitchen.
Now place the star map on the floor by the door (sorry but that's the
best I could come up with ed) and then place the banana skin on top
of the star map.
Now set up your digitiser, yes in the kitchen. Point your camcorder
at the door and wait. Note to people living on their own: this won't work.
As soon as someone walks in to the kitchen, hand ready on GRAB button.
The person will open the door, see your err, messy fruit bowl #7More>>>
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and in all the confusion over trying to work out what you are doing with
a digitiser, a fruit bowl full of crap, the unsuspecting person will
fail to notice the banana skin and map on the floor, therefore resulting
in a very nasty fall. Just as the person falls, click on that GRAB button
and shout: SURPRISE!
So, there you have it, a banana Surprise! Surprising huh?!
Don't forget, you've got that golden moment on disk as well.
@6 I think Delia has been confused, I said Astronomy not Gastronomy.